wow you are such a witty piece of shit arent you???

Santa put me on the nice list this year!!!

weight-loss-misconceptions:

It’s worth noting that milk and soda are about equally calorie wise. So when someone says they drink a lot of milk I cringe.

It’s not about calories it’s cause they say milk makes bones strong DUH

you're my favourite blog

kiyotakaslessons:

stockphotolessons:

I am severely offended that you called me a male when I am in fact a female

Stop oppressing me you fucking shitlord

I’m a severely disappointed in my young pupil admitting that she cannot read despite the fact that I did not use one male pronoun!

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I am severely offended that you called me a male when I am in fact a female

Stop oppressing me you fucking shitlord

kiyotakaslessons:

The only thing I can imagine is a fourteen year old kid sitting at their parent’s computer chair, laughing about how stock photos are a tumblr norm and a very commonly used meme and then opening up MSpaint as they wipe the pizza grease on their minecraft tshirt and then select “comic sans,” another very ironic meme.  Then, to show that they are indeed an individual, a true hero, a true independent, going against the dreaded hivemind, they just jot down something bigoted and save the picture.  Posting it, they grin with satisfaction—“I’m going to piss some little baby SJ off”—without regard that people have died and will continue to die for the issues they trivialize.  Of course, they’re terrified of their mom grounding them and burning their copy of COD for Christmas if she finds these pictures, so they quickly delete them…

A job well done, young troll - you have le pwned me.